Fudrapkan is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, moody centaur.

Fudrapkan created humankind three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fudrapkan, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fudrapkan, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Fudrapkan's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Fudrapkan's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fudrapkan.

2. You must never eat parsnips.

3. Worship no other gods but Fudrapkan.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Fudrapkan loves pigs, so they must be honoured.