Satwonnart is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, able jellyfish.

Satwonnart created bats seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Satwonnart, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Satwonnart, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Satwonnart's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Satwonnart's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear tights.

2. Never feed lots of rice to snakes while wearing yellow shirts.

3. Hide from magenta ants for they are unholy.

4. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Satwonnart in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never talk about squirrels.