Vabdadcepmid is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, deceitful bird.

Vabdadcepmid created tapeworms four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vabdadcepmid, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Vabdadcepmid, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Vabdadcepmid's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Vabdadcepmid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not hurt ducks.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never talk about dwarf planets.