Farnzodtigzimvanjab is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, humane shark.

Farnzodtigzimvanjab created light eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farnzodtigzimvanjab, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Farnzodtigzimvanjab, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Farnzodtigzimvanjab's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Farnzodtigzimvanjab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat spinach.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics near turtles while wearing blue dresses.