Wotafzag is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, strong cat.

Wotafzag created energy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Wotafzag, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wotafzag, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Wotafzag's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Wotafzag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Learn six new languages a year.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Do not keep seven whales in a large pit.