Nutmifvag Davcubdib is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, humorless skunk.

Nutmifvag Davcubdib created Europe two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nutmifvag Davcubdib, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nutmifvag Davcubdib, he will send you a sign.

Nutmifvag Davcubdib's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Nutmifvag Davcubdib's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.

4. Put Nutmifvag Davcubdib first in all things.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.