Cusstigtalpang is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, contented snake.

Cusstigtalpang created an atom four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cusstigtalpang, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cusstigtalpang, she will jump up and down on your head.

Cusstigtalpang's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Cusstigtalpang's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never write about solid mechanics.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Never pour water over plants.