Sakguplist is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, unthinking turtle.

Sakguplist created the universe eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sakguplist, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sakguplist, she will strike you with lightening.

Sakguplist's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Sakguplist's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Sakguplist loves dolphins, so they must be respected.

5. Hide from purple foxes for they are unholy.