Tipsternab is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, deceitful camel.

Tipsternab created the Small Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tipsternab, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tipsternab, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Tipsternab's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Tipsternab's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Worship no other gods but Tipsternab.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.