Sigjopfly is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, annoying rat.

Sigjopfly created the Tadpole Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sigjopfly, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sigjopfly, he will turn you into a mouse.

Sigjopfly's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Sigjopfly's Holy Commandments

1. Sigjopfly must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always look after injured dogs.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Retreat if five turtles approach from the south.

5. Learn four new languages a year.