Timnabkon is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, dishonourable wyrm.

Timnabkon created the Milkyway nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Timnabkon, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Timnabkon, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Timnabkon's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Timnabkon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not kill squirrels.

3. Always wear pink.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not chop down trees.