Arnfuntarptar is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, tranquil tortoise.

Arnfuntarptar created carbon four billion years ago.

If you believe in Arnfuntarptar, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Arnfuntarptar, it will laugh at you.

Arnfuntarptar's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Arnfuntarptar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

3. Never sit in the presence of seals.

4. Ducks are not to be trusted.

5. Do not make images of living things.