Kentapkopgumgubpon is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, pitiless tortoise.

Kentapkopgumgubpon created humankind nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Kentapkopgumgubpon, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Kentapkopgumgubpon, she will not invite you to parties.

Kentapkopgumgubpon's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Kentapkopgumgubpon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics.

4. Always help capybaras.

5. Pray towards the south.