Ragwiggem is a god.
It takes the form of a huge, pitiless
bee.
Ragwiggem created matter twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Ragwiggem, it will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Ragwiggem, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.
Ragwiggem's most sacred site is Gassin in France.
Ragwiggem's Holy Commandments1. Never look in ponds.
2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
3. Do not make images of living things.
4. Never look at nebulae.
5. Respect your elders.