Cussflisdagdoss is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unthinking jellyfish.

Cussflisdagdoss created gold two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cussflisdagdoss, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cussflisdagdoss, he will laugh at you.

Cussflisdagdoss' most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Cussflisdagdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Cussflisdagdoss must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Cussflisdagdoss loves rats, so they must be respected.

4. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.

5. Never talk about moons.