Nulljabbus is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, narcissistic donkey.

Nulljabbus created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nulljabbus, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nulljabbus, he will not care at all.

Nulljabbus' most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Nulljabbus' Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six frogs approach from the north.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not wear copper on your body.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always obey Nulljabbus' priests.