Vogbedzed is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, unfair hydra.

Vogbedzed created the Milkyway five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vogbedzed, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Vogbedzed, he will strike you with lightening.

Vogbedzed's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Vogbedzed's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never think about special relativity.

3. Vogbedzed must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.