Megbeptap is a god.

It takes the form of a small, egotistical dragonfly.

Megbeptap created bats eight million years ago.

If you believe in Megbeptap, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Megbeptap, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Megbeptap's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Megbeptap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never wear shoes.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Respect your elders.