Minfoss is a god.
She takes the form of a fat, able skunk.
Minfoss created a photon nine billion years ago.
If you believe in Minfoss, she will ignore you.
If you do not believe in Minfoss, she will try to impress you with rainbows.
Minfoss' most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.
Minfoss' Holy Commandments
1. Never think about nebulae.
2. Hide from yellow tortoises for they are unholy.
3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
4. Always take life seriously.
5. Do not wear lead on your body.