Tag is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, conceited unicorn.

Tag created the Large Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tag, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tag, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Tag's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Tag's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured birds.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never feed figs to dolphins while wearing magenta hats.