Veentitstaf is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, boastful mole.

Veentitstaf created tapeworms twelve years ago.

If you believe in Veentitstaf, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Veentitstaf, he will be very unhappy.

Veentitstaf's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Veentitstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Do not hurt bats.

3. Never paint your back black.

4. Respect your elders.

5. You must pray to Veentitstaf seven times a day.