Labcebnad is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, benevolent crow.

Labcebnad created a down quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Labcebnad, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Labcebnad, it will remove you from existence.

Labcebnad's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Labcebnad's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Labcebnad three times a day.

2. Never eat cucumbers.

3. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.