Madgepkik is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, all-powerful ant.

Madgepkik created everything that exists five billion years ago.

If you believe in Madgepkik, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Madgepkik, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Madgepkik's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Madgepkik's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.

3. Hide if three frogs approach from the north.

4. Never hurt aardvarks.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.