Davgompan is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, ill-tempered meerkat.

Davgompan created the planet Venus eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Davgompan, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Davgompan, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Davgompan's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Davgompan's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat cats with great respect.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not drink alcohol.