Dumsafmot is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, amazing beaver.

Dumsafmot created the Black Eye Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dumsafmot, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Dumsafmot, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Dumsafmot's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Dumsafmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about doves.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never think about dark energy near gulls while wearing purple rings and balancing nine silicon spheres on your feet.

5. Never look in ponds.