Veenyastcin is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, ruthless fish.

Veenyastcin created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Veenyastcin, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Veenyastcin, she will turn you into a hamster.

Veenyastcin's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Veenyastcin's Holy Commandments

1. Veenyastcin must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not wear copper on your body.

4. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

5. Veenyastcin loves swans, so they must be respected.