Tinpibgeb is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, annoying hare.

Tinpibgeb created bats five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tinpibgeb, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tinpibgeb, he will turn you into a tree.

Tinpibgeb's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Tinpibgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not dye your hair white.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Fast once a month.