Wantontaftam is a god.

It takes the form of a large, unselfish hamster.

Wantontaftam created energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Wantontaftam, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wantontaftam, it will make you grow a tail.

Wantontaftam's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Wantontaftam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not speak about cherries.

4. Wantontaftam loves ants, so they must be respected.

5. Do not sing in public.