Wodgebgod is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, effective ferret.

Wodgebgod created an electron three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodgebgod, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Wodgebgod, he will ignore you.

Wodgebgod's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Wodgebgod's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Wodgebgod three times a day.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never eat cucumbers.