Flycumhen is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, omnipotent snail.

Flycumhen created life nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Flycumhen, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Flycumhen, it will send you a sign.

Flycumhen's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Flycumhen's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured dolphins.

2. Feed all hungry grasshopers.

3. Never hop near great tits.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Erect a giant black sculpture of Flycumhen in the centre of the settlement.