Vangetrip is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, uncaring slug.

Vangetrip created a quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vangetrip, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vangetrip, she will turn you into a worm.

Vangetrip's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Vangetrip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory near sharks while wearing violet kilts.

2. Do not dye your hair gray.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.

5. Do not wear cyan clothing.