Yatwipdid is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unjust monkey.

Yatwipdid created the planet Venus five billion years ago.

If you believe in Yatwipdid, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Yatwipdid, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Yatwipdid's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Yatwipdid's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat geese with great respect.

2. Never chant in holy places.

3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Yatwipdid on top of all buildings.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. You must never eat cherries.