Bonkguddod is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, cheerful toad.

Bonkguddod created the planet Saturn two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bonkguddod, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bonkguddod, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Bonkguddod's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Bonkguddod's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never write about eukaryotes.

5. Do not stand on grass.