Yimdubbag is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, capable skunk.

Yimdubbag created the Cigar Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yimdubbag, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yimdubbag, he will boil you in a big pot.

Yimdubbag's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Yimdubbag's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention aardvarks.

2. Gulls are not to be trusted.

3. Never think ill of sick tapirs.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Fast once a month.