Leggigbud is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, ruthless mole.

Leggigbud created a Higgs boson six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Leggigbud, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Leggigbud, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Leggigbud's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Leggigbud's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick capybaras.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

5. Learn six new languages a year.