Yarpcimhot Huggovapp is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, irritating mole.

Yarpcimhot Huggovapp created the Tadpole Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarpcimhot Huggovapp, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yarpcimhot Huggovapp, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Yarpcimhot Huggovapp's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Yarpcimhot Huggovapp's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never write about optics.

4. You must never eat peas.

5. Doves are not to be trusted.