Bepganbidditdaplim is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, thoughtless turtle.

Bepganbidditdaplim created humanity six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bepganbidditdaplim, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bepganbidditdaplim, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Bepganbidditdaplim's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Bepganbidditdaplim's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Bepganbidditdaplim.

4. Never go into gray rooms.

5. Never write about photosynthesis.