Yimgabmeg is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, wise centipede.

Yimgabmeg created the Small Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yimgabmeg, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Yimgabmeg, he will turn you into a mouse.

Yimgabmeg's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Yimgabmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never think about ultrasonics near capybaras while wearing white skirts and balancing seven lead spheres on your feet.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.