Cepkapnurt is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, ruthless owl.

Cepkapnurt created a bottom quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Cepkapnurt, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cepkapnurt, it will turn you into a rat.

Cepkapnurt's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Cepkapnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always wear violet.

3. Run away if eight mites approach from the south.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.