Gebfomcussdub is a god.

It takes the form of a small, sage crow.

Gebfomcussdub created the Tadpole Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gebfomcussdub, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gebfomcussdub, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Gebfomcussdub's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Gebfomcussdub's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity near nematodes while wearing violet skirts and balancing four lead spheres on your hands.

2. Retreat if eight moths approach from the south.

3. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.