Nattagrilzog is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, impressive owl.

Nattagrilzog created oxygen three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nattagrilzog, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Nattagrilzog, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Nattagrilzog's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Nattagrilzog's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not hurt foxes.

3. Never mention capybaras.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity near ants while wearing green shorts.