Xemwipcuss is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, benevolent centaur.

Xemwipcuss created the Sol system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Xemwipcuss, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Xemwipcuss, she will turn you into a hamster.

Xemwipcuss' most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Xemwipcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about optics.

2. Never talk about mice.

3. Do not hurt grasshopers.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Xemwipcuss.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.