Lenjabgat is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, self-assured bird.

Lenjabgat created humanity four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lenjabgat, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Lenjabgat, he will curse you with boils.

Lenjabgat's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Lenjabgat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about spacetime near gulls while wearing pink trousers and balancing nine zinc spheres on your face.

2. Always wear brown.

3. Hide from indigo sheep for they are unholy.

4. Do not wear tin on your body.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.