Lunwodparkwatpagweg is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, competent cobra.

Lunwodparkwatpagweg created a quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Lunwodparkwatpagweg, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Lunwodparkwatpagweg, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Lunwodparkwatpagweg's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Lunwodparkwatpagweg's Holy Commandments

1. Always help manatees in need.

2. Always help sick aardvarks.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

4. Do not dye your hair yellow.

5. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.