Fodmobdub is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, effective crane.

Fodmobdub created oxygen eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fodmobdub, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fodmobdub, she will have a low opinion of you.

Fodmobdub's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Fodmobdub's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five zinc sculptures of Fodmobdub on top of important buildings.

2. Do not wear gold on your body.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always wear blue.