Bidcudyik is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, vain donkey.

Bidcudyik created an electron eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bidcudyik, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bidcudyik, it will turn you into a frog.

Bidcudyik's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Bidcudyik's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory near mites while wearing cyan tights and balancing four tin spheres on your head.

2. Retreat if five rats approach from the north.

3. Never talk about dark energy near tapirs while wearing black ear rings and balancing nine titanium spheres on your feet.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.