Gommot Hab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, irritating duck.

Gommot Hab created an atom four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gommot Hab, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gommot Hab, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Gommot Hab's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Gommot Hab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics near dolphins while wearing white tights and balancing seven carbon spheres on your head.

2. Never paint your feet turquoise.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in green.
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