Himonttetti is a god.

She takes the form of a small, two-faced fox.

Himonttetti created the cosmos five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Himonttetti, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Himonttetti, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Himonttetti's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Himonttetti's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Himonttetti.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.

3. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Himonttetti in the centre of the settlement.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never pour water over plants.