Gidflannat is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, self-confident warg.

Gidflannat created the planet Mars four years ago.

If you believe in Gidflannat, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gidflannat, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Gidflannat's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Gidflannat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat garlic.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Retreat if four foxes approach from the north.