Flowvin is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, humorless hummingbird.

Flowvin created the Whirlpool Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Flowvin, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Flowvin, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Flowvin's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Flowvin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

2. Never talk about dark matter near seals while wearing indigo ear rings and balancing seven lead spheres on your neck.

3. Always treat goats with great respect.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never sing near foxes.